Crap

I keep buying seventees glass. Because its in the box. I bring it home check ebay and find it is only worth the two pounds i paid for it. Drat.

I hate

Too many haters

I prefer paul

He was taller

You wanna see some puppies.

Woof woof

hmmm

I am sat with a northern comic

He is not funny and i dont know who he is. His mobile has three 69 s on it and he is talking live at her majesty variety and sea side special. He likes frankie boyle though.

Does this really need comment

I like spotting head the balls on tv. This one was on ramsey kitchen nightmares.

Oliver

Lazy firemen.

They made me walk the long way to town and then i found they were not even holding their own hoses. Probably off playing pool somewhere or posing for a calendar.

This and that

The ultimate curry. The ultimate gift.

there is a monkey in our bed

Ha ha

Even fire engines are getting stuck now

Pun tastic

Possibly the worst play on words i have ever seen.

Hello world

I am martha the kitten. I like jazz and clasical and hiding in corners.

Idiot

There is no way gig pictures on your mobile come out.

Yet people still persevere and all you get is nowt.

our lovely new sideboard

now cue the chas and dave song
not bad for 53 quid delivered.

The kids are cool daddy o

In this age of hip hop the internet and youth culture no longer the sole preserve of the young it is great to see the almost intuitive connection this sign conveys with our angry and bored youth.

Bustia Buzon

The ultimate porn name, or just a short lady with a very low letter box.

Meaty beaty and bouncy

Farmers eh, who says we city folk do not understand them, here is something they do for fun.

Sex lantern

Sorry but can not resist such obvious gags.