Thursday, September 21, 2006

weev been boumed

It bagan with a walk. a veery shart walk.
That daaay, when the spellinling bro owke.
It wes supposad to be a sheduleeed out age
butt it larsted a lif time. A hole generashion lost all abileaty
to spell. Shake'a'spear wa signored aswad a hole genrashion ov teh grate riters.
english ad evolved. evan text speke ad gon.
Wen I got bak from me walk, kids cowld only wathe there fones ateach over.
they had last the able ity ta ethen rad numers.
twas licky i is a poet and diddd net get kawt in tha mayne burts ov nukler boomm.
so iv u need sum cleaver cloggs and shist soing and tthart cuntakt meeee and i whill elp ya, has tha nex genurashion need dare storyers toad.

are sosy-yetti now as an aural speakage vat we need to shaar §o iv dare is any1 helse out thare pleeees elp us till are storie.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

The sickness of green spitty chesty infections the podcast

Written early in the year when I had flu, or a cold. I have recorded it in my best phoning in sick at work voice, ie not very good which is why I hardly ever phone in ill.