Saturday, November 29, 2008

April and the Ass-kicking Bambi Assassins Part 3 Excerpt

Something extra was needed, the ass kicking bambi assassins had been defeated again.
They had tried to stage a revolution overtaking the enchanted forest by uniting with the red squirrel army.
April was livid as a new coalition between the grey squirrels and the badgers had taken the north field.

It split the Bambi assassins down the middle, especially as the badgers had been instrumental in the destruction
of the horsefly army when they attempted to infiltrate the bees, dressed as hornets.
The geopolitics of the forest would strain anybody and April and the ass kicking bambi assassins looked to be
going their separate ways. However the forest can sometimes deliver a miracle and this happened again this morning,
a new animal waded into battle, the mighty boar of boaccus, the wildest most feral animal killer in the entire animal world had arrived in the enchanted forest and would agree to fight cheek by jowl with april and the ass kicking bambi assassins and the red squirrel army in return for full mushroom rights. Slaughter of the badgers and the grey squirrels was imminent.
The north field would be reclaimed, and then the boar of boaccus would be slaughtered as the mushrooms belong to April.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Ha ha

Even fire engines are getting stuck now

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Pun tastic

Possibly the worst play on words i have ever seen.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Hello world

I am martha the kitten. I like jazz and clasical and hiding in corners.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008


There is no way gig pictures on your mobile come out.

Yet people still persevere and all you get is nowt.

Monday, November 10, 2008

our lovely new sideboard

now cue the chas and dave song
not bad for 53 quid delivered.