Sunday, October 23, 2005

I dont know why draft

I d d d do not know why when it is tuesday I have to open a fresh jar of instant coffee, well by saying I do do not I mean I do but you wont bel bel believe me. You may think It is j j j just a tradition I g g guess. It started when I was four and my uncle would come in from his s s sh shed and need d dded a new jar for his art project. He would sit me on his kn kn knee and tell me how it was im im important that coffee jars were opened as often as possible as the litle men who lived in the pow pp pow powder would sufficate by wednesday if they wre not released. As a child I be belived him but on on only in the way you do do when you are a k k kid. B b b by that i m mean not at all b b but you want to believe so so much but you give up especialy after your unkle is se se sec setioned under the mental health act when you are twelve.

A fu fu funny th thing happened when he was lo lo locked up though. His sh sh shed exploded and injured me. Th the reason it bl blew up was because the po po powder people were for forming a secret arm amy and they were testing a new coffee j j jar bomb. Th they had us used my unckle to do th th their recruiting. Since the exp explosion i rec recruit too, every tuesday I op open the nes nescafe and they are fr freed to th the shed. So please please if you can help b b blow up my shed bef before it is too late or General van powder will att att attack Lincoln with a ja ja jar bomb fifty times more p p powerful than the one that in injured me, and if th they do the cof coffee vap vapor cloud will kill the inhabitants of ne nearby b b boston too.

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