Things to make you say..Fuck Off

Nuts in clear plastic bags
Jools Holland
Sky Sports News
Gary Lineker
Long Sleeve Shirts with T Shirts above that are fake and not two garments
Male Models
ITV
Ice Lollys that have defrosted and then been refrozen so they have a weird texture
Bel Biv Devoe
Home Pages
People saying, are you OK
Boy Bands
Not being able to roller skate when you are drunk without everyone thinking you weird
Drums
Pirates
People asking for a fare on a bus and then going through their purse to find the right money
Pensioners and people with prams in rush hour
Cunts
The Warm Arts
Me and my lists
People being too nice
Milk Men
Jazz
Mirrors
People
Ants
Beer
Wrestlers
Bobby
People who say your so clever when really they are so thick