10 reasons Why Nic Cage irks me

10 reasons Why Nic Cage irks me








1. He called his son Kal-el
2. His real name is Copolla, draw your own inferences
3. Nick Cave has a genius, Nick Cage's name is too similar
4. He buys castles
5. Is such an elvis fan he married his daughter, after wacko jacko (it lasted 4 months)
6. I am realising I do not know the man so am struggling really, perhaps it is his face that offends me so, and his thin hair, and his poor choice in films, maybe it is his one dimensional acting, but he just gets on my tits even in films I like, and part of me can not quite fathom how he gets to make more.
7. I will skip to 10 as these are the real reasons.
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10. He made the following films that were shit.
(I was generous, I removed Raizing Arizona. wild at heart, fast times at ridgemont high, Rumble Fish,Peggy Sue got Married, Snake Eyes and of course Con Air and The Rock but left in adaptation as he ruined it for me)

1. National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) .... Ben Gates
2. Next (2007) .... Cris Johnson
3. Grindhouse (2007) .... Fu Manchu (segment "Werewolf Women of the SS")
4. Ghost Rider (2007) .... Johnny Blaze / Ghost Rider
   ... aka Spirited Racer (Philippines: English title: review title)
5. The Wicker Man (2006) .... Edward Malus
6. World Trade Center (2006) .... John McLoughlin
7. The Ant Bully (2006) (voice) .... Zoc
8. The Weather Man (2005) .... David Spritz
9. Lord of War (2005) .... Yuri Orlov
10. National Treasure (2004) .... Ben Gates
    ... aka Sonomo (Philippines: English title: review title)
11. Matchstick Men (2003) .... Roy Waller
12. Adaptation. (2002) .... Charlie Kaufman / Donald Kaufman
13. Sonny (2002) .... Acid Yellow
14. Windtalkers (2002) .... Sergeant Joe Enders
15. Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001) (voice) .... Jacob Marley
    ... aka Weihnachtsmärchen, Ein (Germany)
16. Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) .... Captain Antonio Corelli
    ... aka Capitaine Corelli (France)
17. The Family Man (2000) .... Jack Campbell
18. Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) .... Randall 'Memphis' Raines
    
    
19. Bringing Out the Dead (1999) .... Frank Pierce
20. 8MM (1999) .... Tom Welles
    ... aka 8mm - Acht Millimeter (Germany)
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22. City of Angels (1998) .... Seth
    ... aka Stadt der Engel (Germany)
23. Face/Off (1997) .... Castor Troy / Sean Archer
    ... aka Face Off
24. Leaving Las Vegas (1995) .... Ben Sanderson
    ... aka Leaving Las Vegas (France)
25. Kiss of Death (1995/I) .... Little Junior Brown
26. Trapped in Paradise (1994) .... Bill Firpo
27. It Could Happen to You (1994) .... Charlie Lang
28. Guarding Tess (1994) .... Doug Chesnic
29. Amos & Andrew (1993) .... Amos Odell
30. Deadfall (1993) .... Eddie
31. Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) .... Jack Singer
32. Red Rock West (1992) .... Michael Williams
33. Tempo di uccidere (1991) .... Enrico Silvestri
    ... aka Raccourci, Le (France)
    ... aka The Short Cut
    ... aka Time to Kill
34. Zandalee (1991) .... Johnny Collins
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36. Fire Birds (1990) .... Jake Preston
    ... aka Wings of the Apache
37. Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Broken Hearted (1990) (TV) .... Heartbreaker
    
    
38. Vampire's Kiss (1989) .... Peter Loew
39. Never on Tuesday (1988) (uncredited) .... Man in Red Sports Car
40. Moonstruck (1987) .... Ronny Cammareri
41. The Boy in Blue (1986) .... Ned Hanlan
    ... aka Race des champions, La (Canada: French title)
42. Birdy (1984) .... Sergeant Al Columbato
43. The Cotton Club (1984) .... Vincent Dwyer
44. Racing with the Moon (1984) .... Nicky/Bud
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46. Valley Girl (1983) .... Randy
    ... aka Bad Boyz
    ... aka College Lovers (Philippines: English title)
    ... aka Rebel Dreams (video title)
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48. Best of Times (1981) (TV) .... Nicholas

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